Ticket please, thanks, walk through the doors
Into the Halls Of Illusions, visit yours
And see what could've and should've and would've been real
But you had to fuck up the whole deal

Lets take a walk down the hallway
It's a long way, it takes all day...

In case you are wondering what the fuck happened to HOI: on october 4th, 2006 it was shut down. That's right: after five and a half years HOI is no longer serving the Juggalo Community. However, since many ninjas asked me very nicely to, I've decided to keep the lyrics online. And that's what you see before you now.

I'll repeat it once....
HOI has been shut down. It's over and done with; HOI is dead. Only the lyrics will stay online, nothing more.

If you want new albums to be added to HOI, send them over. I won't type them all in myself anymore. I'm done with that.