Ain't that about a hoot
What you so mad about?
Them gawldamn city folks coming around these here hills
Lookin for a piece of that tender young ass, yaww
Let me tell you my Thelma Lou knows better than to
Give her pudding to anybody else but Pa

(Shaggy 2 Dope)
Rapping to this bitch with a red neck
A red neck, them fucking red neck
Rapping to this bitch with a red neck
Violent J gonna step to that red ass neck

(Violent J)
Bitch you're a red neck (hoe)
But I gives a fuck I'm about to step
I never met a southern belle cowpolk
And, I know till now you've only fucked your kinfolk
Bitch I can't believe that
Everytime you smile, you look like Cactus Jack
Just cut the lights out
'Cause I still wanna bang that bearded biscuit out
Bitch, I knows you's a freak
Lemme bitch slap that butt cheek
And try to keep your toothless mouth shut
And don't say shit you funky ass fat bitch
I don't square dance
I drink monkey blood and kick voodoo chants
But you quick to act like you didn't know
Like you didn't know that I'm a juggalo gigolo
Biatch wait hold up (What?)
I can't have Pa staring at my butt
Tell him to leave and keep the barn doors closed
All I need is him trying to grope my nizzogs

(Chorus)
Bitch you's a hoe (Uh huh)
And hoe you's a bitch (That's right)
Everybody knows that you's a funky funky bitch
(Come again y'all)
Bitch you's a hoe (Uh huh)
And hoe you's a bitch (That's right)
Everybody knows that you's a (What?) funky bitch

(Violent J)
Rapping to this bitch with a red neck
A red neck, a chicken ass red neck
A bitch with a beard and a red neck
Hey yo Shaggy step to that red ass neck

(Shaggy 2 Dope)
Bitch it's Shaggs
Before I teabag your face, take off them rags
You been chillin' in the barn all night and day
Shoveling horse shit and fucking with hay
Bitch it's your neden I'm finna tag
I don't give a fuck, play Ricky Skaggs
Yeah that's right, bump Conway Twitty
With your red ass nipple on your red neck titty
Bitch I'm rolling down south
With a swisher sweet hanging out my mouth
And sport a Hank Allen cowboy hat
But after I tap it, man fuck that
Bitch I'm from the big city
And I'm finna bust a nut on that one big titty
Aww shit it's Wilbur's daughter
Fondling pig nuts and I caught her
Bitch drop them hogballs
She dropped the sack then dropped her drawers
She looked like a crow that's all I know
But I still fucked that red neck hoe

(Chorus)
Bitch you's a hoe (Uh huh)
And hoe you's a bitch (That's right)
Everybody knows that you's a funky funky bitch
(Come again y'all)
Bitch you's a hoe (Uh huh)
And hoe you's a bitch (That's right)
Everybody knows that you's a (What?) funky bitch

(Jamie Madrox)
I know a red neck bitch named Wylita, straight stack
Biscuit in her pocket, nipples look like flap jacks
Chicken face bitch two or three good teeth
But if ass was sugar she's a big fuzzy peach
Now I remember when she milked the cows
Sticks of hay in the mouth, ass hanging all out
Got me itching on my balls, and I'm rubbing my wang
That damn there girl pretty did she need a twang
Hey there Missy I'm from the East
And I wouldn't mind laying in the hay for a piece
You can rub my butt like you do your Pa's
Or I can hide my meat in between your jaws
Or even hum a little sumthing sweet by Clint Black
While you stroke and caress my tender nutsack
You like it rough bitch, don't you, I'ma bring the pain
She said ain't that damn movie by John Wayne

(Violent J)
Rapping to this bitch with a red neck
A red neck, a chicken ass red neck
A fat bubbly bitch with a red neck,
turkey funky chicken neck

(Monoxide Child)
Bitch it's Twiztid with a Z
You red neck hoe is you fucking with me?
Neden scabbed up like a horse's ass
But I'ma tap it anyway and use your head for my nutrag
Bitch what the fuck?
Smells like a pile of dead fish in your butt
Your shirts all covered with pins and fishing tackle
And I saw more teeth on an apple
Bitch, you better ask Uncle Gus
Or you and the rest of the Clampetts'll get fucked up
Oh me? I talk to the spirits
Witches, demons, and they all keep screaming

(Chorus repeats and fades until end)
Bitch you's a hoe (Uh huh)
And hoe you's a bitch (That's right)
Everybody knows that you's a funky funky bitch
(Come again y'all)
Bitch you's a hoe (Uh huh)
And hoe you's a bitch (That's right)
Everybody knows that you's a (What?) funky bitch

(repeats during chorus until end)
Round up your boys
And you head down south
Find a red neck hoe and put your dick in her mouth