<small>Note
Before continuing, note that the "cameo" is only because J and Madrox took the existing song and rapped over it. Everything in between the "()" during the VERSES is what has been replaced.</small>

You stupid earthlings, you cannot even get along with each other!!

(Violent J)
Eminem huh?
You wanna diss us?
You wanna diss Insane Clown Posse and Twiztid?
Well here goes a remix
From us to you
This is the truth about Slim Anus

(Chorus)
Hi, my name is (what?)
My name is (who?)
My name is (Slim Anus)
Hi, my name is (huh?)
My name is (what?)
My name is (the fudgepacker)
Hi, my name is (what?)
My name is (who?)
(Excuse me)
My name is (the nutlicker)
Hi, my name is (what?)
(Can I have the attention of your ass?)
My name is (who?)
My name is (the buttsniffer)

(Hi, kids do you like Anus?)
(I let Dr. Dre fill up my butt for a chance to be famous (Uh huh))
Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did (Yeah)
(Try acid and get your butt pumped out like I did)
My brains dead weight
I'm trying to get my head straight
But I can't figure out
Which (Backstreet Boy I wanna impregnate?)
Dr. Dre said (Slim Shady you a cutie (Uh huh))
(I'll give you a deal let me up in that booty (OK!))
Well since age 12 I felt like I'm someone else
'Cause I hung my original self
from the top bunk with a belt (Yup)
Got pissed off and ripped Pamela Lee's tits off
(She don't know how to do Tommy Lee I'd suck his dick off)

(Chorus)
Hi, my anus (who?)
My anus (what?)
My anus it gets tapped on
Hi, my anus (Excuse me)
My anus
My anus (every now and then gets plugged up)
Hi, my anus (Can I have the attention of your ass?)
My anus
My anus (is occasionally reamed on)
Hi, my anus (who?)
My anus (what?)
My anus (really needs to be filled up)

My English teacher wanted to flunk me in junior high
(I told him to take his pants off,
hooked him up, he let me slide
I pinched his ass He winked at me
He chased me around the desk I told him come and get me)
Walked in the strip club
Had my jacket zipped up
Flashed the bartender
(And I tried to feel his dick up)
Extra-terestrial running over pedestrians
In a space ship while they screaming at me
Let's just be friends!
99% of my life I was lied to
(I just found out my mom screws more guys than I do (Damn))
I told her I'd grow up to be a famous rapper
(She met Violent J, I couldn't believe it when he slapped her)
You know you blew up when the women rush the stands
(And try to touch your hands but I need me a man)
This guy at White Castle asked for my autograph
(Dude can I get your autograph?)
So I signed it Dear Dave, thanks for the support
(Nice ass!)

(Chorus)
Hi, my name is (huh?)
My name is (who?) (Excuse me)
My name is (They call me the pore plugger)
Hi, my name is (what?)
My name is (who?)
My name is the (inch itcher) (Um, Excuse me)
(I'm one of radio's wonder boys
They call me the butt itcher)
Hi, my name is (what?)
My name is (who?)
My name is (I've been called Dre's butt boy)

Stop the tape this kid needs to be locked away (Get him)
Dr. Dre don't just stand there operate
(Or feel up my balls and buttcheeks
anal lube got my ass greasy for weeks
Stick your manhood between my cheeks (Yup))
Am I coming or going?
I can barely decide
(I just drank a pint of semen)
Dare me to drive? (Go ahead)
All my life I was very deprived
(Dre's butt is too sexy to hide
Take your pants off Dre, I don't mind)
Clothes rip like the Incredible Hulk
I spit when I talk
(I'll do any guy that walks)
When I was little I used to get so hungry
I would throw fits
(Sometimes I sit and wish Dr. Dre had a set of tits
Get behind me Shady and grab me by my hips
If I do that then I can't kiss you on your lips
By the way if you see my dad
Ask him if he seen my spread in Gay Al's porno mag)

(Chorus)
Hi, my anus (who?)
My anus (what?)
My anus (gets tapped on)
Hi, my anus (who?)
My anus (what?)
My anus (it's always getting plugged up)
Hi, my anus (who?)
My anus (what?)
My anus (occasionally reamed on)
My anus (it needs to be filled up)

Your anus
Your anus
Your anus is always getting plugged
Your anus
Your anus
Your anus is always getting stuffed
You wanna diss us?
We don't even know you you little bitch
You wanna sit there and diss us?
You little bitch I'll slap your face off
That's what happens when you go up against the Psychopathic Family trick
You little bitch (Laughs)
Slim Anus!