(Skit performed by Twiztid and ABK until 2:16 when the beat kicks in)

(Monoxide Child)
With so much Drama in the D-E-T
It's kinda hard putting trimin's on my Christmas Tree
But, I some how, some way
Keep coming up with fresh ass tinsel just to drizzle on the way
May I, wrap another gift, so that I, can sneek up in your house in the bedroom
Everybody tripping, roasting chestnuts, waiting on Santa to come
I got Blaze in the living room drinking Egg-Nog
Jamie's in the kitchen and he's rollin the bomb
I got Little Eric Loder dressed up like a Elf
And, all they keep saying is "go fuck yourself"
So, turn off the lights and close the doors
Man for what? Santa Claus Hoe
And, we gonna blow ounce with him
G's up, hoes down, I got Santa Claus high as shit

(Chorus 2x)
Sitting by the tree sipping Egg-Nog.
Waiting on Christmas gifts....Egg-Nog.
With my Mind on my presents
And my presents on my mind

(Jamie Madrox)
Mixing Egg-Nog and Gin
Everybody got their cups but they ain't chiped in
Well i called up Blaze told him, cop a dime
He said him and Anybody coming through at nine
See everything is fine, cause I'm feeling all Christmassy
And I'm standing right next to the Christmas tree
Seeing the blinking lights made me sick
But I always decorate every year for Saint Nick
So, there ain't no chance he gonna pass me up
Got some Cocoa in a cup and some Hydro in a blunt
That I am gonna smoke with Santa Claus
Get him all shitfaced till the break of dawn
And, watch him fly off in the night
Hey thanks for the presents, hope you make it home alright
Before he left he said "Hey, Listen Bro"
"Your the first stop I made, I gotta billion more to go".

(Chorus 2x)
Sitting by the tree sipping Egg-Nog.
Waiting on Christmas gifts....Egg-Nog.
With my Mind on my presents
And my presents on my mind

(Blaze)
Later on Christmas Day
My homie Violent J
Came through with a gift for me
And a dope ass fruit cake "aight dawg"
With a phat ass joint with blue cots
that make ya choke, with some bud, ain't no joke
Had to take a step back, sit my Egg-Nog down, knocking Rum and cot
I'm fucked up now, but ain't no body clap, the presents are wrapped
Shaggy's style through with a 40 in a sack "roll it up"
Smoke with Santa, break with the elves
They supposed to stop by at a half past twelve

(Chorus 4x)
Sitting by the tree sipping Egg-Nog.
Waiting on Christmas gifts....Egg-Nog.
With my Mind on my presents
And my presents on my mind

(Jamie Madrox)
Shit if I would of known we was getting shit for free
I would have pulled my dick out!