Uhh…one, one, one, one….yeah

Now we’re slashing through the snow,
On a bloodstained, broken sleigh
Twiztid, Blaze, R.O.C, Lavel, and Wolfpac
We’re killing all the way,
Now ya home alone,
Don’t play Macaulay McCulkin
Fuck the puffin’ on the chronic
straight mistletoe we smokin’
I ain’t jokin, can I get amen?
For us, the reason for the season
Is for murder and mayhem

Silent night,
That’s when I creep
Like Santa Claus
Sneakin’ down the chimney
Get ya cookies and ya money
Pack it up and I’m gone
Jingle Bells, nah bitch, that’s my cell phone
I’mma grinch, in a pinch
Give a mile, take an inch
I’mma leave a little bit for the kids
That’s it, no more, ho ho, let’s go
out your door with your gifts in my coat, oh

(Chorus)
Drinkin’, Smokin’, let’s get high
Because it’s Christmas in the Hood
Fuckin’ bitches that ain’t fly
Because it’s Christmas in the Hood
Double headed axes and knives
Because it’s Christmas in the Hood
Stabbin, killin, time to die
Because it’s Christmas in the Hood

Your jumpin' cause that silver balls stuck in your bed
But there was visions of naked bitcheses up in my head
Don’t give a fuck about sugar plums or none of that dumb shit
All I really care about is bitches and bong hits
And that’s about all my wish list consists of
Cut all the crap just get to the good stuff
The East Side does the Yultide right
And Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night

(The R.O.C)
We wish you a scary Christmas
We wish you a scary Christmas
That’s why santa hafta miss ya
Cause we got him right Here
And that ringin that you hear ain’t them bells clingin’
It’s the fire, from the single that we all bringin
It’s the Wolfpac, Blaze, Lavel, Twiztid, and R.O.C.
Yellin’ at the world fill it with bodies, more bodies for real

(Chorus)
Drinkin’, Smokin’, let’s get high
Because it’s Christmas in the Hood
Fuckin’ bitches that ain’t fly
Because it’s Christmas in the Hood
Double headed axes and knives
Because it’s Christmas in the Hood
Stabbin, killin, time to die
Because it’s Christmas in the Hood

Jingle Bell, Jingle bell, jingle bell rock
Your gunna swallow my cum, after suckin’ my cock
So I shimmy down the chimney all covered in snow
Merry Clitsmas is what I leave when it’s time to go
So take a walk through my winter wonderpants as we dance
Weird time by the fire, get high first chance
Sweet don’t get inspired by your classy rich bitch
Just hook up the gifts and have a mad, phat Christmas

(Jamie Madrox)
Oh, Ho, the mistletoe
Who wanna tongue kiss a killa who like cereal
Marshmallows in my teeth, I’m hudled up
By the fireplace wrapped In a Pokemon bedsheet
Waitin’ for Fatty to bring my gifts
I only wanted Gwen Stefani in some panties made of licorice
Amigoholic justice brand new in the box,
And a track from Monoxide featuring Tupac

(Chorus)
Drinkin’, Smokin’, let’s get high
Because it’s Christmas in the Hood
Fuckin’ bitches that ain’t fly
Because it’s Christmas in the Hood
Double headed axes and knives
Because it’s Christmas in the Hood
Stabbin, killin, time to die
Because it’s Christmas in the Hood

(Blaze)
Frosty is so mad,
It gained up at kids
Slangin bullets and yola
along with candy cane sticks
Ya need a fix, so I got the shit
fallin' out my pockets,
So pure and uncut
on the market, no one can't top it
can't stop it I'm the dealer
on the corner that's a gain
Fiends chasing me for blocks
14 on da main
Even Mrs. Claus
is one of my best custos
Her and Freeze monster
get loose upon the po-pos

(Monoxide Child)
Ya better watch out,
ya better not cry
cause Christmas eve
everybody's gunna die
Eggnog ladels full of blood and guts
Im at the North Pole with Santa Claus fuckin' little elf sluts
Smokin weed with the misfit toys
On some island
stealin' shit, straight whilin'
Quit cryin', little bitch, it's Christmas
now step aside while I tongue kiss your missess

(chorus)
Drinkin’, Smokin’, let’s get high
Because it’s Christmas in the Hood
Fuckin’ bitches that ain’t fly
Because it’s Christmas in the Hood
Double headed axes and knives
Because it’s Christmas in the Hood
Stabbin, killin, time to die
Because it’s Christmas in the Hood

BAH HUMBUG!
Christmas is for homos
I celebrate with no one but this bottle of So Co
For one week, everyone's kissin' and lovin' me
but the rest of the year, everyone's pushin' and shovin' me

I gotta dark past, the kids don't know that
But on Christmas it's fun to sit on the fat guy's lap
you want dolls and Legos, little girl, let's go
gotta joystick for ya and it's not Nintendo

(chorus 2x)
Drinkin’, Smokin’, let’s get high
Because it’s Christmas in the Hood
Fuckin’ bitches that ain’t fly
Because it’s Christmas in the Hood
Double headed axes and knives
Because it’s Christmas in the Hood
Stabbin, killin, time to die
Because it’s Christmas in the Hood