We've got funhouses, murder go rounds, house of horrors and wax museums. Tunnels of love, terror wheels, house of mirrors and killing fields.

(Violent J)
Aaah shit!
Dumb Bitty Bom
I'm Violent J and I fucked your mom
And I'm leading this spectacle in your town
We got magic and voodoo and wicked clowns
Most people don't like these Juggalos
You can take these nuts and juggle those
If your scared sleep with your parents under the covers
I'll hex all three of you muthafuckas
We got bitches with bearded faces
Hunchback, acrobatic mental cases
Serial murdering psychopatchics
And little redmen with little hatchets chop!!!
In Detroit we don't blood or crip
But that don't mean I won't bitch smack that lip
We got fucked up people up down since birth
Welcome to the greatest show on earth

(Chorus 2x)
Everyone come see the greatest show
(Invite everybody that you know)
Come and be down with the clowns
Give it to me
(The magical dark carnival's in town)

(Shaggy 2 Dope)
I'm Shaggy the clown and I dont give fucks
I push old ladies out in front of mack trucks
I picked your daughter up whenever I need
Dropped her off in the morning smelling like weed
Fuck Gene Simmons and his drunk ass clique
And every other rock band that stole my shit
We real Juggalos
With the dead we dance
And I'll kick your ass through your leather pants
I'ma wizard, I throw wicked hex's
And made your nutsack bigger than Texas
And as you cry how fragile it gets
I'll stomp it and throw bricks at that bitch
I'ma circus sideshow Faygo fool
So fuck video shows and Lalapalooza
Your girl from a world five under the dirt
To bring you the greatest show on earth, bitch!

(Chorus 2x)
Everyone come see the greatest show
(Invite everybody that you know)
Come and be down with the clowns
Give it to me
(The magical dark carnival's in town)

Everybody come see the greatest show
Gather up all Juggalos in a row
(C'mon)
Everybody come see the greatest show
Gather up all Juggalos in a row
(C'mon)
Everybody come see the greatest show
Gather up all Juggalos in a row
(C'mon)
Everybody come see the greatest show
Everybody come, everybody come, everybody

(Violent J)
Legz Diamond strikes on a chosen chord
Mike Clark puts it all through his Ouija board
Me and Shaggy recite the forbidden passes
That tells you that they're coming for your bitch asses

(Shaggy 2 Dope)
How can you tell if they're out to get ya?
Look in the mirror
See a clown there with ya
First you see him, next second he's gone
That can only mean that it won't be long

(Violent J)
We did it
I'm still keeping it real
Put triple gold daytons on ferris wheels
Strap my coffin up to them and roll
You can tell I'm coming cause I shake the floor!

(Shaggy 2 Dope)
Tell your bitch ass mama she can suck my dick
You see it got so crazy up wit my shit
(Bitch)
Nothing could stop us
Nothing of worth
Now witness the greatest show on earth!

MUTHAFUCKKKKKKAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

(Chorus 2x)
Everyone come see the greatest show
(Invite everybody that you know)
Come and be down with the clowns
Give it to me
(The magical dark carnival's in town)


Everybody come see the greatest show
Gather up all Juggalos in rows
(C'mon)
Everybody come see the greatest show
Gather up all Juggalos in rows
(C'mon)
Everybody come see the greatest show
Gather up all Juggalos in rows
(C'mon)
Everybody come see the greatest show
Everybody come,everybody come,everybody

(Chorus repeats and fades)
Everyone come see the greatest show
(Invite everybody that you know)
Come and be down with the clowns
Give it to me
(The magical dark carnival's in town)