(Violent J)
Welcome to the Tilt-a-Whirl

(Shaggy 2 Dope)
All you motherfuckers are gonna die
Everyone, you dyin' everyday, (Eehh), Constantly!
I'd kill myself, right motherfuckin' now,
and still won't die (Try him)
Wicked Clowns (Never), Never die, What!

(Shaggy 2 Dope)
Oh my, goody look a chicken
Keep your money here's a ticket

(Violent J)
Hold up keep your kid's out here
They to young to play in there

(Shaggy 2 Dope)
Step right up now, strap 'em in
Lock it tight under his chin

(Violent J)
Clamp his arms up to his side
Its gon' be a helly ride

(Shaggy 2 Dope)
Now if you misplace an item
Psychopathic sure to find em

(Violent J)
If you lose your nugget yo'
Hatchet ain't responsible

(Shaggy 2 Dope)
Look and wonder if you will
Cause we about to rip and kill

(Violent J)
Think about your every sin
As our Tilt-a-Whirly spins

(Chorus)
They, All, Die. Die!
They, All, Die. Die!

(Shaggy 2 Dope)
Looky look a fancy fuck
With his wallet up his butt

(Violent J)
Give the wealthy what they want
Fuck the line put him up front

(Shaggy 2 Dope)
Welcome to out spectacle
Carny rides eccentrical

(Violent J)
Hope you like it even though
Have to mingle with the poor

(Shaggy 2 Dope)
Here you go sir, have a seat
You got good taste this ride is neat

(Violent J)
Tell ya now the ride is fast
Might want me to hold your cash

(Shaggy 2 Dope)
We're gonna spin until your soul
Leaves your body dead and cold

(Violent J)
Tilt-a-Whirly sprayin blood
All over the neighborhood

(Chorus)
They, All, Die.
(Time to watch you die) Die!
(Watch you all die)
They, All, Die.
(You deserve to die) Die!
(Time for you to die)

Get up on it, Get up on it, Get up on it, Get on
Get up on it, Get up on it, Get up on it, Get up on it (Free)
Get up on it, Get up on it, Get up on it, Get on
Get up on it, Get up on it, Get up on it, Get up on it (Ride)
Get up on it, Get up on it, Get up on it, Get on
Get up on it, Get up on it, Get up on it, Get up on it (Eh)
Get up on it, Get up on it, Get up on it, Get on
Get up on it, Get up on it, Get up on it, Get up on it (Ride)

(Shaggy 2 Dope)
Welcome buddy, what you did?
Like to punch up on your kid

(Violent J)
Scoot all them dead bodies down
We gon' go another round

(Shaggy 2 Dope)
Excuse us while we clean up here
Pile them up over there

(Violent J)
Strap em up and start the show
This time speed it up some mo'

(Shaggy 2 Dope)
Tell me any last request
Before your guts rip out your chest?

(Violent J)
Fuck all that, don't give em nuttin'
Slap his ass and press the button

(Shaggy 2 Dope)
Fair enough another down
Carnival don't fuck around

(Violent J)
Fire up the Tilt-a-Whirl
And we'll see you all in hell

(Chorus)
They, All, Die.
(Time to watch you die) Die!
(Watch you all die)
They, All, Die.
(You deserve to die) Die!
(Time for you to die)

(Shaggy 2 Dope)
Yo, the Dark Carnival will never die! I mean that's all we do is think about dying! We wish we die, We hope we die!
The only problem is, we ain't never ever ever gonna die, motherfucker!

(Chorus repeat until song ends)
They, All, Die.
(Time to watch you die) Die!
(Watch you all die)
They, All, Die.
(You deserve to die) Die!
(Time for you to die)