(Violent J)
I gotta tell him, I gotta be a man and handle my business
I know he's gonna hate me, I gotta call'em

What up dawg, what you been up to?
Oh yeah, well that's cool, check it out
Me and you, we been down for a while right
We been here and there, we been pretty tight
Somethin happened last night that you might get upset about
But hear me out,
I didnt mean nothin buy it, I'm gonna make this quick
I gave your momma this dick
I dunno how it happened
I just know my nuts and her itch was slappin
I was over there mowin' the grass
and I could feel her eyes all up on my ass
and then, I went inside to make a phone call
and there she was with a tittie hanging out her bra
One thing just led to another
Next thing you know I'm buttfucking your mother

(Chorus)
Please don't hate me
But I been fuckin your mom loose lately
Please don't hate me
I never said I loved the hoe
Please don't hate me
But I been fuckin your mom loose lately
Please don't hate me
You never should have trusted a juggalo

Don't hang up, I still got more
Your momma gives head like a heroin whore
I wasn't thinking about you as my bud
When she spread my buttcheeks and went for the milkdud
We broke out with your grandpa's gin
and got drunk, I fucked her with a bowling pin
She's freaky, her nipples look like peanuts
Your mom's one of my favorite sluts
She likes lickin from the back of my balls
To the tip of my dick with one big lick
She calls me her big teddy bear
I chase her around in my underwear
I'll admit I like spanking her butt
I used your sock though to catch my nut
Don't worry, I put it back, I knew I better
That's probably why your toes been stickin together

(Chorus)
Please don't hate me
But I been fuckin your mom loose lately
Please don't hate me
I never said I loved the hoe
Please don't hate me
But I been fuckin your mom loose lately
Please don't hate me
You never should have trusted a juggalo

(Shaggy 2 Dope)
Maybe they call you The Termihater
If this was a swamp you'd be a allihater
You could use a could glass of Haterade
Sure come on up, take the elehater

Your moms ass looks like oatmeal yo
It's bumpy and grainy, I like the feel, though
And I ain't trying to diss her either
I'm only sayin I wish she would trim her beaver some
Every hair is like a foot long
Bitch looks like a werewolf wearing a thong sometimes
It's alright with me, though
I don't mind as long as I can locate the p-hole
And your dad so dumb he's knowing nuthin
Here I'm stuffin her muffin
Not to mention the pickle buffin
and I hope me and you are still cool
I'm spending the night so she can drive me to school Tomorrow
and we plan on fuckin again,
Alright, I'll talk to you later
Peace Eminem

(Dizzam somebody got fucked up nigga)

(Chorus 2x)
Please don't hate me
But I been fuckin your mom loose lately
Please don't hate me
I never said I loved the hoe
Please don't hate me
But I been fuckin your mom loose lately
Please don't hate me
You never should have trusted a juggalo