(Violent J)
Santa Claus suck my balls
Drunk as hell ringin bells at the malls
Dancer, Prancer, Nixon and Cupid.
I'mma get stupid HA HA HA ugh..
I sit around all night under the chimney
Holdin' my sack like gimme gimme
I know that he's comin', he's comin' he must
Looking up nothin but rust, dust
Turn on my tv the very next day
I see your gettin paid
Leadin the parade
I'm that sniper on the building
Listen to my nine go click
Santa's A Fat Bitch

(Chorus)
Santa Claus is a fat bitch
Another year and I ain't get shit
If I hear you land on my roof
I'mma bust your ass in the tooth

(Shaggy 2 Dope)
Yeah, I got somethin to say about Saint Nick
Fuck that hoe he never brought Shaggs Shit
No toys, candy canes just a lump of coal
So I eat it cause there ain't nothin in the cupboard
So I'll be quick, quick and brief
All I need for Christmas is my two front teeth
I got mine kicked, kicked out my mouth
I need a few new ones could you help me out??
Should've known I'd get the short end of the stick
No kind of gift
I didn't get shit
Some say I was bad, but that wasn't it
Its all because Santa's a fat bitch

(Chorus)
Santa Claus is a fat bitch
Another year and I ain't get shit
If I hear you land on my roof
I'mma bust your ass in the tooth

Ho, Ho, Ho Dont Go That Way Rudolph Thats The Ghetto
Those Boys and Girls Dont Deserve Anything

(Violent J)
Santa Claus, Santa Claus where you been?
I see you got cookies and milk on your chin
I guess you had time to collect your ends
You always been down for your rich friends
But Rudolph he don't bring his sleigh my way
Nothin but coal and dirt for little J
I guess you couldn't fit down my chimney shaft
You need to lose some of that fat ass
All the litle rich boys they get paid
Countin' them toys and duckets they made
Me I got a little half little chunk of dog shit
I'mma kill that fat bitch

(Chorus)
Santa Claus is a fat bitch
Another year and I ain't get shit
If I hear you land on my roof
I'mma bust your ass in the tooth

(Shaggy 2 Dope)
'Twas the night before Christmas and everything's whack
Not a creature stirrin' but a fuckin' rat
I ain't hearin' jingle bells, I ain't hearin' nothin'
Ain't smellin' no turkey, sure as hell ain't no stuffing
All night I prayed, wished and prayed
That fat motherfucker would swing my way
And drop off soldiers and rubber balls
But I woke up and found some crusty old drawers
Yep, yep I knew it, the shaft again
and again and again
Every year I wake up to the same old shit
House empty, no sign of the fat bitch

(Chorus repeat until end)
Santa Claus is a fat bitch
Another year and I ain't get shit
If I hear you land on my roof
I'mma bust your ass in the tooth