"Yo, 2 Dope, man"
"Check this out, man."
"You know what the word on the streets is, dawg?"
"The word on the streets is that you a bitch."
"What's up with that, man?"

(Shaggy 2 Dope)
Motherfuckers tweek, gotta tweek while ya tweek
Golly gosh willakers, me oh my, my oh me
Get off me, dog, before I sting your chin
I let my nutsack flap in the wind
Cause I'm 2 Dope, clown love O-G
And it's one chop, two, boing, boom, chop, three
In the melon
In the back of the melon
One black, two black eyeballs swelling
Always backwards thinking, thinking backwards,
Lord, oh, Lordy
Sipping on the blunt, puffing on a fourty-orty-O-Z
Muthafuck me
Fuck Stuart Frankie, they call me
Jelly Jell-o boy cause my nutsack jiggles
And when it's cold out, my nutsack shrivels
And crawls up my booty all warm and snug
And gets chased out by the Bootyhole Bug
Goddamn
I ain't who I am
I'm always fucking big, fat bitches named Pam
Nineteen years of breathing smog
Got me mental, so get off me, dog!...

(Chorus repeats until end)
Get off me, dog!