(Willoughby Rags)
Is this on? Gather around my wealthy friends and endure the horrifying sights only your worst nightmares can produce! Actual human beings of a deformed nature. Come at once, and come and indulge yourselves in our own twisted amusement of another's misfortune. Yes ladies and gentleman, enter our three ring show of freaks!!

(Violent J)
Ring one, a-dung-a-dung-dung
My name's Violent J and I staple my tongue
To the desk in school, then I run down the hall
Scaring the shit outta all of ya'll bitches
Which is why you don't invite mine to your party
Just cause I don't look like everybody
I guess you're just a bunch of hot shots
They act like they've never seen a Cyclops
And what's the big deal about my neck?
Just because now and then I like to let it stretch up
A couple feet to get a better sight
Is that any reason to scream and run in fright?
No! So, Whats up with that?
So what if I got another arm growing outta my back
I guess I'm just another freak show thing
And now they got me in the 3 rings

(Chorus 2x)
3 ring A ding a ding ding
(People love to point and stare)
3 ring A ding a ding ding
(It's the same as everywhere)

(Shaggy 2 Dope)
Ring two! How do you do? I'm Shaggy 2 Dope
Chicken-faced bitch!
You don't try to front hoe
Try to play me out just cause I'm an albino
So maybe there's a sack growing out my neck
But, don't jet baby, not yet
Popped out the neden like a pound of lead
Doctor blew his back, rolled and dropped me on my head
Oh shit! I knew it had to fuck up my circuits
'Cause when I was two, my momma left me at the circus
Abandoned at the carnival, with the freak shows
Like Bat-boy, Hermaphrodite, and Old Man Crow
But then I escaped to the ghetto zone
Started a crew of my own, muthafucka, I'm not alone
So don't be sticking your finger in my face stank
Or your stomach might recieve a shank
From the 3 rings freak

(Chorus 2x)
3 ring A ding a ding ding
(People love to point and stare)
3 ring A ding a ding ding
(It's the same as everywhere)

(Willoughby Rags)
I certainly hope your enjoyin' yourselves here at our three ring exhibit! But to be honest, I really don't see whats so fuckin funny about it, these fuckin people are real!!

Ring 3, The ICP!
Look if you want
But I wouldn't lay a hand on me
That's how you get fucked up
We'll squeeze your windpipe shut

(Violent J)
Yo! I'm a nerd
Word I drink Thunderbird
I chill with my homies on a crackhouse curb
Nobody want to hang with a freak who's
clinicly dead with no heart beat

(Shaggy 2 Dope)
Fuck that
Bitch suck that
I was born with a wang, but I never had a nutsac
It's two balls hanging with no protection, so,
I move real careful and slow

(Violent J)
You can call me a wierdo, call me a freak
Just cause my nose curls up like the Iron Shiek
Is that the reason nobody wanna hang
Fuck It
I chill with the 3 rings

(Chorus 2x)
3 ring A ding a ding ding
(People love to point and stare)
3 ring A ding a ding ding
(It's the same as everywhere)

(Willoughy Rags)
Well...that's it...I hope your satisfied, I hope you had a good time you fuckin' heartless bastard. You saw what you wanted, so grab your fuckin' kid, and that fat slop of shit wife of yours, and get the fuck out of our circus tent. You cold hearted sons of bitches. You think they look fucked up?? Just wait till I kick you fuckin' lips in a couple of times!! You'll be sittin' up here like a bitch, and we'll be laughing at your folded ass. They'll call ya "Lumpy"... after I done put knots all over your fuckin' forehead. Yeah! Hey, Hey little boy, c'mere, how'd ya like it if I tied your fuckin' neck in a knot ya fuckin little bitch?! C'mere, I'll shove that fuckin' corn dog up ya ass!! The fuck outta here, the shows fuckin over, get the fuck outta here ya fuckin' heartless bastards!!